Review: CREAM Alcoholic Whipped Cream, Chocolate Flavor (Yes, We Tried It)

In Product Review by Karl

CREAM got our money. Dollar dollar bills, y’all. Says (and yes, that’s the name of the website):

Dare to stimulate your senses with the new and refreshing sensory explosion that is CREAM.  Choose from six passionate whipped cream flavors infused with a 30 proof (15% alcohol by volume) kick that propels cocktails and mixed drinks to a whole other level. A tempting blend of natural and artificial ingredients, CREAM inspires whipped cream flavors like raspberry, cherry, orange, caramel, chocolate, and of course vanilla with a smooth alcohol burst.

KARL: This isn’t a late April Fools Day post or anything. No, it’s true – I consumed chocolate-flavored CREAM. Alcoholic whipped cream. And I survived.

I could give you a few hundred words about this weird novelty product that has the consistency of  shaving cream mixed with sealing caulk, but I shall suffice to say this:

If you like cheap pudding made with Everclear, this shit is for you.

If it helps, we bought it from the same place that proudly states this:

Cheaper than Wal-Mart!

Someone has to try these things. Occasionally it’s us. The things we do for you people. (If we ever start a site called “Guys Drinking Bad Alcoholic Novelty Products”, this will be our first post.)


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Karl has written about food, travel and beer for Chicago Magazine, Draft Magazine, Thrillist, Time Out Chicago and more. His book, Beer Lovers Chicago, is now available via Amazon and other booksellers.If you're buying, he's likely having a porter or a pale ale.

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