{"id":18795,"date":"2015-07-24T09:30:38","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T14:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/?p=18795"},"modified":"2018-02-06T14:11:16","modified_gmt":"2018-02-06T20:11:16","slug":"blonde-beer-labels-blonde-girls-please-no-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/blonde-beer-labels-blonde-girls-please-no-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde Beer Labels &#038; Blonde Girls: Please, No More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I just kinda lobbed this out there yesterday\u00a0morning:<\/p>\n<div class=\"x-embed x-is-rich x-is-twitter\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Seriously, if you make a blonde ale and your label is a blonde woman with massive cleavage, you&#39;re admitting you&#39;re creatively bankrupt.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Guys Drinking Beer (@guysdrinkinbeer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/guysdrinkinbeer\/status\/624229771421945856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;after spotting this label come through <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/july-2015-beer-labels\">our July Label update<\/a><\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18783\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/hoppersgarageblonde-600x338.jpg\" alt=\"hoppersgarageblonde\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/hoppersgarageblonde-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/hoppersgarageblonde-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/hoppersgarageblonde.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seems like I struck a chord.<\/p>\n<p>That got me to thinking &#8212; is there <strong>any<\/strong> beer label trope that&#8217;s more over played than blonde beer labels featuring\u00a0a blonde woman, more often than not scantily clad and buxom?<\/p>\n<p>After about 20 minutes of dedicated Google Image Search hunting, the answer appears to be <strong>nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope<\/strong>. (Okay, probably\u00a0hop cones and hop puns. But let&#8217;s bypass that for the moment.)<\/p>\n<p>With just one quick search for blonde beer labels, I found well over two dozen different examples &#8212; and these are just the most egregious. For example, I didn&#8217;t include Lucette Brewing&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.beeradvocate.com\/beer\/profile\/24055\/74788\/\" target=\"_blank\">Farmers Daughter<\/a>\u00a0&#8212; blonde beer, brunette label, same idea. And as a fundraiser for Susan G. Komen, I&#8217;ll allow Green Flash&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/beerpulse.com\/2012\/08\/green-flash-treasure-chest-belgian-blonde-ale-to-be-released-at-10th-anniversary-bash\/\" target=\"_blank\">Treasure Chest Belgian Blonde<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I know we hammer people a lot about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/craft-beers-problem-with-women\" target=\"_blank\">being sexist assholes<\/a>, and we generally try\u00a0to make our little beer world a happier, kinder, more welcoming place for people of all genders, sexes, races and creeds, \u00a0etcetera, etcetera, but really.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not even so much\u00a0that all of these may or may not be\u00a0sexist, it&#8217;s that they&#8217;re so unbelievably <strong>boring.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Guys, we get it. You make a blonde beer, and some girls happen to be blonde.\u00a0The math on this one is simple.<\/p>\n<p>But from here forward, can we make an effort to be a little less lazy?<\/p>\n<p><em>(click the images to scroll through larger versions)<\/em><\/p>\n<div  class=\"x-column x-sm x-1-2\" style=\"\" >\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/atwaterdirtyblonde.jpeg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/atwaterdirtyblonde.jpeg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/atwaterdirtyblonde.jpeg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/backseatblonde.png\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/backseatblonde.png'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/backseatblonde.png\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/blondeambition.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/blondeambition.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/blondeambition.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/blondebombshell.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/blondebombshell.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/blondebombshell.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bollywoodblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bollywoodblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bollywoodblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/boardwalkblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/boardwalkblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/boardwalkblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dabombblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dabombblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dabombblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/deathridesapalehorseblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/deathridesapalehorseblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/deathridesapalehorseblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Deep-Ellum-Dallas-Blonde-Ale.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Deep-Ellum-Dallas-Blonde-Ale.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Deep-Ellum-Dallas-Blonde-Ale.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dirtyblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dirtyblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dirtyblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/DirtyBlonde7COLAapp-650x325.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/DirtyBlonde7COLAapp-650x325.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/DirtyBlonde7COLAapp-650x325.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bigassblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bigassblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/bigassblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/AMB-BLONDE-TTB.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/AMB-BLONDE-TTB.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/AMB-BLONDE-TTB.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<div  class=\"x-column x-sm x-1-2 last\" style=\"\" >\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/drydockapricotblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/drydockapricotblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/drydockapricotblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/jenningscockyblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/jenningscockyblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/jenningscockyblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/keweenaw-pick-axe-blonde-ale.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/keweenaw-pick-axe-blonde-ale.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/keweenaw-pick-axe-blonde-ale.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/knuckleballblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/knuckleballblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/knuckleballblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/nakedblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/nakedblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/nakedblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/nimbusdirtyblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/nimbusdirtyblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/nimbusdirtyblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/paradisecreekdirtyblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/paradisecreekdirtyblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/paradisecreekdirtyblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/pokerfaceblonde.jpeg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/pokerfaceblonde.jpeg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/pokerfaceblonde.jpeg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/safeharbor.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/safeharbor.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/safeharbor.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/skinnyblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/skinnyblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/skinnyblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stevens-point-drop-dead-blonde-ale-110-calori-L-EGmQIl.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stevens-point-drop-dead-blonde-ale-110-calori-L-EGmQIl.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stevens-point-drop-dead-blonde-ale-110-calori-L-EGmQIl.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trashyblonde.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trashyblonde.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/trashyblonde.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<a  class=\"x-img blonde x-img-link x-img-thumbnail\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/page10_blog_entry91_1.jpg\"     data-options=\"thumbnail: 'https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/page10_blog_entry91_1.jpg'\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.guysdrinkingbeer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/page10_blog_entry91_1.jpg\" ><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<span id=\"x-lightbox-1\" data-x-element-lightbox=\"{&quot;selector&quot;:&quot;.blonde&quot;,&quot;deeplink&quot;:true,&quot;opacity&quot;:&quot;0.875&quot;,&quot;prevScale&quot;:&quot;0.75&quot;,&quot;prevOpacity&quot;:&quot;0.75&quot;,&quot;nextScale&quot;:&quot;0.75&quot;,&quot;nextOpacity&quot;:&quot;0.75&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;thumbnails&quot;:false}\"><\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there any beer label trope more creatively exhausted than blonde beer labels with a blonde girl on it? 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