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\"CREAM<\/a>

CREAM got our money. Dollar dollar bills, y’all.<\/p><\/div>\n

GiveMeCream.com Says (and yes, that’s the name of the website)<\/em>:<\/p>\n

Dare to stimulate your senses with the new and refreshing sensory explosion that is CREAM.\u00a0 Choose from six passionate whipped cream flavors infused with a 30 proof (15% alcohol by volume) kick that propels cocktails and mixed drinks to a whole other level. A tempting blend of natural and artificial ingredients, CREAM inspires whipped cream flavors like raspberry, cherry, orange, caramel, chocolate, and of course vanilla with a smooth alcohol burst.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

KARL:<\/strong> This isn’t a late April Fools Day post or anything. No, it’s true – I consumed chocolate-flavored CREAM. Alcoholic whipped cream. And I survived.<\/p>\n

I could give you a few hundred words about this weird novelty product that has the consistency of \u00a0shaving cream mixed with sealing caulk, but I shall suffice to say this:<\/p>\n

If you like cheap pudding made with Everclear, this shit is for you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If it helps, we bought it from the same place that proudly states this:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>

Cheaper than Wal-Mart!<\/p><\/div>\n

Someone has to try these things. Occasionally it’s us. The things we do for you people. (If we ever start a site called “Guys Drinking Bad Alcoholic Novelty Products”, this will be our first post.)<\/p>\n

~Fin~<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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