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Paddy Longs Malort Night rolls a couple things we love into a nice cheap little package.<\/h4>\n

\"Paddy<\/a><\/p>\n

We’re not quite sure what were more excited about; that there is a night dedicated to the liquor that produces the most entertaining gag reflexes or that Jeppson’s Malort is a mere $3 a shot OR that there is a bunch of cheap beer to accompany it. And at one of our favorite bars: Paddy Longs<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Check out this lineup:\u00a0$3 Malort AND $2 Iron City, Hamms, Genny Cream Ale, Little Kings, B\u00fcrger, American, Rhinelander, Stroh\u2019s, Milwaukee\u2019s Best, Natural Ice, Busch or Schlitz?!?<\/p>\n

Sign. Us. Up.<\/p>\n

For those of you who’ve always wondered how many Hamms it takes to wash the taste of Malort out of your mouth, now’s your chance to find out. BTW, we’re placing the over\/under at 4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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