CREAM got our money. Dollar dollar bills, y’all.
GiveMeCream.com Says (and yes, that’s the name of the website):
Dare to stimulate your senses with the new and refreshing sensory explosion that is CREAM. Choose from six passionate whipped cream flavors infused with a 30 proof (15% alcohol by volume) kick that propels cocktails and mixed drinks to a whole other level. A tempting blend of natural and artificial ingredients, CREAM inspires whipped cream flavors like raspberry, cherry, orange, caramel, chocolate, and of course vanilla with a smooth alcohol burst.
KARL: This isn’t a late April Fools Day post or anything. No, it’s true – I consumed chocolate-flavored CREAM. Alcoholic whipped cream. And I survived.
I could give you a few hundred words about this weird novelty product that has the consistency of shaving cream mixed with sealing caulk, but I shall suffice to say this:
If you like cheap pudding made with Everclear, this shit is for you.
If it helps, we bought it from the same place that proudly states this:
Cheaper than Wal-Mart!
Someone has to try these things. Occasionally it’s us. The things we do for you people. (If we ever start a site called “Guys Drinking Bad Alcoholic Novelty Products”, this will be our first post.)
~Fin~